Two New Captain Three Leg Releases

"Coming Up Short" is the world's shortest full-length; 40 cover songs in less than 4 minutes.I was listening to The Dehumanizers and it made me think of all the atypical micro-songs from bands who normally played normal length songs. I thought it would be cool to collect them all in one place, but decided to just record our own versions of those songs instead. The bands we covered considered these to be proper songs, so we consider 40 of them to be a proper full-length. It's an exercise in futility.

1. SOCKEYE - Chant (0:00-0:07)
2. BAD ACID TRIP - Painful Exclaimation (0:07-0:08)
3. BAD BRAINS - Intro (0:08-0:20)
4. AGNOSTIC FRONT - Fight (0:20-0:33)
5. THE DEHUMANIZERS - Cigarette Death (0:33-0:38)
6. GANG GREEN - Fuck in A (0:38-0:39)
7. INTENSE DEGREE - Intense Degree (0:39-0:52)
8. DISMEMBERED FETUS - untitled (0:52-0:58)
9. MALICIOUS GRIND - Dot (0:58-1:00)
10. F.Y.P. - Bring It On (1:01-1:07)
11. WEHRMACHT - Everb (1:07-1:09)
12. CEMENT - Six (1:09-1:16)
13. KILLERCRUST - Killercrust (1:17-1:20)
14. LAWNMOWER DETH - Egg Sandwich (1:20-1:28)
15. GO! - Mom (1:28-1:29)
16. NEGATIVE APPROACH - Pressure (1:30-1:38)
17. LAWNMOWER DETH - Nothingness (1:38-1:40)
18. RIPCORD - You Don't Care (1:40-1:45)
19. S.A.S. - Royalty (1:46-1:51)
20. M.O.D. - Ruptured Nuptuials (1:52-2:05)
21. WHITE PIGS - Kill a Kop (2:05-2:16)
22. NEON CHRIST - Yoof (2:16-2:17)
23. NAPALM DEATH - You Suffer (2:18-2:18)
24. NEGATIVE FX - Punch in the Face (2:19-2:33)
25. PATARENI - Splašena Song (2:24-2:27)
26. PATARENI - Sekunda (2:27-2:29)
27. WHITE CROSS - Nuke Attack (2:29-2:44)
28. WHITE PRIDE - Fuck You (2:44-2:50)
29. SATANIC MALFUNCTIONS - Beanfeast Death (2:50-2:52)
30. SATANIC MALFUNCTIONS - My Mate John Peel (2:52-2:59)
31. DESCENDENTS - All (3:00-3:01)
32. PROTES BENGT - Vingmutter (3:01-3:09)
33. RED KRAYOLA - Listen to This (3:09-3:12)
34. GO! - Tree of Life (3:12-3:14)
35. SOCKEYE - Ode to an Autistic Child (3:14-3:20)
36. WARDS - In This World (3:20-3:35)
37. S.O.D. - Diamonds and Rust (3:36-3:37)
38. UNISEX - Hi-C (3:38-3:39)
39. SORE THROAT - Heath (3:40-3:42)
40. YOUTH OF TODAY - Standing Hard (3:42-3:55) 

Download it  HERE.

Also released is our split with GREEN TERROR from California. Nate from BLACK MARKET FETUS handled all of the vocal duties on this split and gave these songs an entirely different sound. The music was all written and recorded over the span of a couple of hours and has more of a crusty HC sound than usual.There's a couple of Sore Throat covers thrown in the mix, too. GREEN TERROR have been at it for a couple of years now and they get better with each release. Recently Ben from GORGONIZED DORKS has taken over behind the kit, so this is their last release with the old drummer. Intense, spastic grindcore with ridiculous samples and a decent sense of humor.

Download it HERE.

THE MIGHTY ACCELERATÖR - "Back From the Dead" free download

The second Mighty Acceleratör EP is finally mixed and available for your listening pleasure. Recorded in August of 2011 while we were still playing as a 5 piece, these 4 songs capture the band in it's final days of the twin guitar line-up. The music has been described as "the sound of a first-wave punk band bashing away at early heavy metal", "like Kiss covering the Dead Boys". 4 songs of beer-swilling, hard-driving, stoner-free rock 'n' roll with a punchy 16 track analog recording with the appropriate amount of dirt and fuzz mixed in. 

Don't take my word for it, though. The price is right, so listen for yourself and make up your own mind. It's absolutely free from any of the links below, so you have nothing to lose. 

http://mortvillenoise.bandcamp.com/album/back-from-the-dead

http://grindcorekaraoke.com/album/back-from-the-dead

http://themightyaccelerator.bandcamp.com/album/back-from-the-dead

CAPTAIN THREE LEG - "Return to the Space Hole" free download

MORT:059 CAPTAIN THREE LEG - "Return to the Space Hole"

The newest C3L release is a 60 minute instrumental concept album. It's available for free download now from the newly launched http://mortvillenoise.bandcamp.com/ page as well as http://grindcorekaraoke.com/. I'll slowly be adding old titles to the Mortville Bandcamp page as time allows.

CAPTAIN THREE LEG - "Return to the Space Hole" Preview

I've been putting in a lot of hours recently trying to wrap up the next Captain Three Leg release. It's nearly finished now, a 13 song concept album called "Return to the Space Hole" recorded in September of 2010 and August of 2011. It will be available for free download on Grindcore Karaoke with bonus material you can only access by downloading it. The song above is track #3 from the release, "Instrument Panel Malfunction". Please enjoy.

CAPTAIN THREE LEG / COP BAR - "C3LVSCB" Free download on Grindcore Karaoke

I had posted a preview of this earlier, but have taken it down since it's available in it's finished version now. The C3L side of this came from a recently discovered 4 track recording tracked in Denver around 2000 while visiting my good friend Ace. After discovering something was fucked with the recording and not being able to fix it, we just gave up. The guitar track recorded as a faint buzzing noise leaving the drum track as the only salvageable part of the recording. Enough of the guitar bled through on the drums to allow me to re-learn the parts and re-record them using Reaper. Guitar, bass and vocal overdubs were recorded November 13th + 14th of 2011.

Cop Bar are one of very few grindcore bands from Iowa. Their singer, Samuel Locke Ward (famous in his own right, though nobody reading this will be familiar with his output), even came from the same home town as me. Their music sounds like an even angrier version of Dropdead and Anal Cunt.

There will be a limited 3"CDR release of this in a few weeks, but in the meantime you should download the entire thing from Grindcore Karaoke since Randall was cool enough to host it for us.

http://grindcorekaraoke.com/album/c3lvscb

Mummifier - "Advanced Mummification Procedure" on Grindcore Karaoke

It's beginning to look as if the Mummifier full-length isn't going to be released on CD. Life has repeatedly stepped in and fucked up any chances I had of saving money for this release. I'm not sure it matters, though. For the most part people don't even listen to CDs. People buy them, then put the audio on their iPods, etc, but loading a CD into a CD player and listening to the CD itself has become a thing of the past. I can't say I'm bothered by this. I don't care how people listen to it as long as they're listening.



The cassette version of this will be out in a matter of days via www.hurtstohear.com with a variation of the cover art (fucken' snazzy, isn't it?!). I'll have a few to sell if people want a physical product to hold in their hands, or they can order them from the label directly. But, like LPs and their download cards, people can get a pristine copy of the audio by grabbing it online from Grindcore Karaoke right now. The download comes with 12 bonus tracks (from our two demos) and a digital booklet. Grab it for free here...

http://www.grindcorekaraoke.com/album/advanced-mummification-procedure




Thanks to Kurtis and Randall for their help in bringing this to fruition after 18 months of delays. I hope people will think it's worth the wait.