My friend Travis called me last week and invited me to take part in a compilation in which all bands wrote a song about "boobies". I assumed he wanted a track from The Mighty Acceleratör, but he requested a doom song, so I dusted off the Dumb Church moniker after 16 years of silence. Instead of the usual tin can and practice pad drum set-up, I sampled part of James Chance's "Christmas With Satan". Below are the results. It sounds more like Billy Crystal Meth than it does Dumb Church.